WE ARE MOVING
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I really like to move. I get super excited about new adventure and am ready to go as soon as the announcement is made. Unfortunately, in Nomad Papa’s line of...
View ArticleTHE TODDLER BED
Dear genius who invented the “convertible crib to toddler bed” concept: You are a giant ass. Seriously. I am sure that you thought that the sun shined out of your ass when you came up with this idea....
View ArticleI Will Throw You Into a Canal
Last week I was having one of my regular skype calls with the grandparents, and as usual the kids were completely ignoring the screen. Addy made the mistake of drifting into my peripheral vision and I...
View ArticleLETTING GO AT THE DAYCARE
Just in case this is the first Nomad Mom post you have ever read, I’ll let you in on a little secret: my kids drive me nuts. Phew, glad that is out of the way. So it should come as no surprise to you...
View ArticleI WANT TO EAT AT MOM’S FOR MOTHER’S DAY
The fallacy of a holiday known as “Mother’s Day” is coming up. I say fallacy because my husband has never done anything to celebrate my role in bringing children into our lives….although I am not sure...
View ArticleWHILE YOU WERE OUT
After a four year hiatus during which I only sometimes worked, I have returned to the 38.5 hours per week,no facebook or blogging at your desk, deadlines, budgets and personnel management world of...
View ArticleTHE PEDOMETER CHALLENGE
Dammit, I fell off the face of the universe again. This time it wasn’t my fault. I wanted to work on the blog, but it turns that I want a trip to Paris even more. I am sure that you can all understand...
View ArticleThe Ultimate Guide to Staycations
Calling anything involving kids a “vacation” is a JOKE! Once you are a parent, the only true vacation begins with you and your kids getting in vehicles going in opposite directions. Since most of us...
View ArticleHow to Ask Your Kids for a Raise
“Hi Lynn, if your annual review seems like a chore, try remembering that it shouldn’t be a one way street where your boss is doing all the talking – Make the most of your review and get the recognition...
View ArticleReasons Why I am a Beeyotch
I am having one of those days that is going to end with me either punching someone in the face or flushing my own head down the toilet. I am a mega, mega beeyotch. Some people call these kind of days...
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